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10. Could never get over the defection of Mikhail Baryshnikov to Canada in 1974. |
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9. Country suffered from significant lack of “Stalin” brand bushy moustaches. |
| 8. Two words: Yakov Smirnoff | |
| 7. Never that worried about the Star Wars program….because it happened “in a galaxy far far away.” | |
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6. Those little triangular guitars. |
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5. Ghost of Lenin spent most of the 80’s partying with the ghost of Ghandi. |
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4. Reagan and Gorbachev decided the fate of the Cold War over a game of Candyland. |
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3. Foolishly built the Kremlin out of Gingerbread. |
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2. In the late seventies, Brezhnev replaced all of the KGB secret operatives with Capuchin Monkeys. |
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1. Vodka in the Juice boxes, caused long term brain damage in the Soviet youth. |
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