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Lame News for January 19, 2005 Comrade Alex Presents Top Ten Things Comrade Alex Thinks During a Typical Work Day 10. Why doesn’t Sid like Northfork? Northfork is totally sweet. I wish Sid liked Northfork. 9. If I push Jef Ray down the stairs will I get into trouble? 8. I wish I was Scatman Carruthers. 7. Wait a minute…this isn’t the bar. 6. My Bologna has a first name… 5. Please don’t come in my office, please don’t come in my office, PLEASE don’t come in my office. 4. The lame web cam totally sucks. 3. I can’t wait to go home and workout on my Chuck Norris total gym. 2. A good top ten list would be top ten things I think of during a typical…oh wait a minute. 1. Job resignation checklist: (1)angry Puma – check; (2)large vats of boiling weasel fat – check; (1)gang of South American Revolutionaries – check; (3)rabid capuchin monkeys – check; (2)disapproving rabbis – check; (1)letter of resignation– Damn! |
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I post this not so much for the story, but to ask the Lame Web community if anyone else finds humor in the name of the daycare. Man Accused of Stealing Day Care's Gifts GAINESVILLE, Fla. - A father was charged with burglary and grand theft after he took presents from underneath a day care's Christmas tree, police said. Carl M. Griffin was arrested Wednesday after police believe he stole the presents intended for 44 children from the Little Foxxes Daycare in Gainesville. Griffin told police he took the presents to feed an alcohol and drug habit, and that he also wanted to buy gifts for his 7-year-old daughter, who celebrated her birthday on Tuesday, authorities said. Detectives felt sorry for the girl and collected stuffed animals and games for her. Police officers, high school students and area residents donated gifts to replace those stolen at the day care center. Griffin was being held at Alachua County Jail without bond. Information on his lawyer wasn't immediately available. |
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